There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor
And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.
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[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
THIS.
i-was-promised-a-fluffy-chicken:
Sam Winchester eats Jam.
Jam Winchester
Sam Winchester sends junk mail
Spam Winchester
Sam Winchester retains water
Dam Winchester
Sam Winchester has 3 finals tomorrow
Cram Winchester
Sam Winchester eats seafood.
Clam WinchesterSam Winchester neglects his chlidren.
John Winchester.
you did not
did u just?
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can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.
One shits you not
Also acceptable: This author shits you not
Also try to avoid “you” statements; that assumes.
Try: The author shits the reader not.
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protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
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One of my best boys is graduating this Sunday and so I made him a handy thing to use whenever people ask “And what do you plan on doing with that?” Which is still every other day of my life, even a year after getting my diploma.
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Aldous Huxley & Benedict Cumberbatch—Huxley also had wavy hair and was British. Pretty sure they might be related.
